Also: Due to an editting error, copies from the initial run lack an ass-saving disclaimer (printed below). This will be corrected, hopefully, on all future printings (either by AA staff or other students).
Currently open for submissions for issue two.
THE ASS-SAVING DISCLAIMER:
The contents of the Action Alert are meant for satirical purposes. The Action Alert is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Frances Kelsey Secondary School. The Action Alert is delicious and nutritious. The Action Alert is filled with lies and deception, just like any self-respecting newspaper.
Thank you. Pleasant studies.